1. Frosted Mini-Wheats Big Bite (pictured at right and found on the shelf at my Publix.) Need I say more?2. I saw a car this morning with a sign on it that read: "Make $8000 a month 10 Persons Needed." The sign was actually some shoe polish on the rear window of a beat to hell Chevy Lumina. $8000 you say? Chevy Lumina held together with bailing wire? Well, anything fancier would be ostentatious now wouldn't it?
One of our cats, Lincoln, likes to climb on our vinyl chairs and leave tiny claw marks all over them. This is ironic considering the fact that the president she's named after supported government-sponsored country-wide improvements. Now THAT'S a contradiction, am I right?! Hello?
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