Why did she leave me? This photography gig's working out pretty well--I make a decent living. I treated her well. Took her out. Bought her stuff. Never cheated on her even once, and I could have. I had opportunites. It's gotta be this hat. I'm throwing the damned thing away.
It could get costly, but if I had TWO telephotos I could curl and dry both sides at once and get rid of the juice can. My-name-is-Stan, what-a-man, I'm-trading-in-my-Welches-can, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
"How on earth did that hair get in my lense?"
ReplyDeleteI wonder if this hat makes me look stupid?
ReplyDeleteCheese-and-rice! Would you look at that?! Those are the biggest hoo-hoos I've ever...they just scream, "Hey world! Look at my chest"
ReplyDelete"My name's Irving but the ladies call me The 'Stache."
ReplyDelete"Mental note...stop by Costco & special order mustache wax."
ReplyDeleteMy God! Would you look at this weirdo?!
ReplyDeleteStep right up ladies...for the cadillac of mustache rides.
ReplyDeleteWhy did she leave me? This photography gig's working out pretty well--I make a decent living. I treated her well. Took her out. Bought her stuff. Never cheated on her even once, and I could have. I had opportunites. It's gotta be this hat. I'm throwing the damned thing away.
ReplyDeleteIt could get costly, but if I had TWO telephotos I could curl and dry both sides at once and get rid of the juice can. My-name-is-Stan, what-a-man, I'm-trading-in-my-Welches-can, la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la...
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