So, it's been a really long time since we've done one of these. Hell, it's been a really long time since I've posted anything to this blog. So maybe we'll make this one pretty easy.
Here's your assignment: Write a caption for this photo as it would appear in Lifestyle section of the newspaper. The only restriction being to play nice since I found this in a friend's Facebook photos.
As a joyous crowd looked on, the happy couple sawed the baby elephant leg in half, spat on the ground twice and it was official: they were married.
ReplyDeleteUnable to obtain a mortgage in this economy, the happy couple begin construction on their new home.
ReplyDeleteI told you I was going to serve super-sized sushi at our reception; didn't I?
ReplyDeleteI SAW it in a window & it made me think of you.
ReplyDeleteDamn it Frank! Making that stupid Yang-yang-yang chain saw noise is not going to make this go any faster.
ReplyDeleteStop hogging the saw! It's like this every time! Honestly, you're just like your mother.
ReplyDeleteIs it too late to tell them we got them a chainsaw?
ReplyDeleteOnce the couple builds their wedding bed, there's no "sawing logs" for them. wink, wink. nudge, nudge.
ReplyDeleteLittle Timmy, six, wants one day to get married, but as he looks on at this bizarre ritual, even he can see the symbolism. The groom desperately clings to what little of the power hasn't been wrestled away from him by the bride, as she dutifully saws through his log.
ReplyDeleteWe'll call it "Wonderboy"!
ReplyDeleteHaving been stung in their respective first marriages inside a tree-worshipping cult, Dan and Barbara begin therapy to cut ties with their painful past.
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