Someone just won the Internet with the story above. Oh, how I wish I was on the apparatus that responded to this. I've heard some great "what happened was" stories in my years on the job, but this one must have taken the cake.
Anyway, there's something missing from the story: the kind of cookies. So, I ask you: What kind of cookies were they?
Chocolate Chip Coochie Dough, obviously.
ReplyDeleteHoreos?
ReplyDeleteLady Fingers
ReplyDeleteHolehouse Cookies?
ReplyDeleteVagalongs?
ReplyDeleteClits Ahoy!
ReplyDelete(I'm actually embarrassed to have written that.)
No joke here. Just pussy cookies.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what kind they were, but I know they were in a box.
ReplyDeleteGingerflaps?
ReplyDeleteSnickerdiddles?
ReplyDeleteBiscootie?
ReplyDeleteOreo Doublemuff? (Sorry)
ReplyDeleteWere they from WeighTWATchers?
ReplyDeleteFrig Newtons
ReplyDeleteTotally unrelated I just came up with my hip hop name: Cervix-A-Lot
ReplyDeleteI like big front-butts and I cannot lie...
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