Well it's been some time since we did one of these, but good pictures are hard to come by. This one speaks volumes. Yes, that's beer, some soda, a thing of mustard, and some paper towels.This assignment is reference based: Imagine this picture is in an encyclopedia or a dictionary. For those of you with Brittanica on the brain write a caption worthy of an encyclopedia for it. For those of you who pine for Daniel Webster the picture is an adjunct to an entry; you provide the definition.
Or you can just write whatever.
Also click on the "Photo Caption Contest" label at the bottom of this post to revisit some of the previous contests. You guys are pretty funny.
Well done.
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"...much like this couple, whom spent their 4th in the river as the temperatures approached the hundred-teens."
es·sen·tial
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1. absolutely necessary; extremely important; things you can't or won't live without. [with infinitive] Honey, did we have to evacuate with this mustard, soda, and paper towels? I do not believe they are essential.
Wonderdoor
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1. any variety of door that, when loaded with 18-22 lbs of containerized alcohol and a person weighing no more than 75 lbs, will float in water. (see entry Miracledoor regarding doors which transport more alcohol) We should buy a Wonderdoor to assist our evacuation.
"No Shirl! The last time I got frikkin' towed. We'll go around the block again. I'm sure we'll find a spot."
ReplyDelete"Give me one good reason why you're keeping that mustache."
ReplyDeleteNo shirt. No shoes. No service.
ReplyDeleteone beer sandwich. extra mustard. coming right up...
ReplyDeleteThis surfing thing looks much easier on TV. I'll give it another try, though. Good thing I've got my lucky mustard...
ReplyDelete"Honey, float me to the right. This is a no parking spot."
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ReplyDeleteOne kitchen door: $15
ReplyDeleteBride price of your uncle's niece: $50
Floating beer and a babe: priceless
-Paula
(hey, look at me! I participated! yay...)
"But even if we DO hail a cab, how are we going ot get the door in it?"
ReplyDelete- Kristi