Due to overwhelming demand, the photo caption contest has returned!HOWEVER...This time I'm not looking for a caption but for dialogue. I don't want both sides, just Girly Vader's side of the conversation. Like she was talking on a cell phone or something.
Good luck, and may the...ah screw it.
On the phone -
ReplyDeleteI don't know...maybe extra large...
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With piping around the collar...
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Yeah, Pink Vadies across the back...
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No I don't want a picture of the Death Star on it! The power of your embroidery machine is insignificant next to the power...ok...Tuesday will be fine.
Yeah, I'd like to register for Dragon Con...
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Um, Darth Kitty, or Lord Kitty...
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I am the Dark Lord of Sanrio, Emperor Akihito's right hand man.
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Well, basically I am in pursuit of the Rebel Alliance, specifically Keroppi Skywalker (the Force is strong with that one) and Han Badtz Maru (I think I can get Chococat Calrissian to kidnap him for me). I am trying to retreive the stolen plans for The Death Star, and...
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What was that? "Sad devotion?!"
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I thought so. Do you guys take debit cards?
Does this helmet make me look fat? be honest.
ReplyDeleteLuke, I am your mother.
ReplyDeleteObi Wan never told you the truth about your father. and that weekend on Fire Island.
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ReplyDeleteDon't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of IS THAT PRADA?! Ooooo!
ReplyDeleteI don't know how many times I've told Palpatine to use the All Tempa-Cheer!
ReplyDeleteNo one tells ME what I can and can't wear after Labor Day!
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ReplyDeleteAn interview, why yes, of course.
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As a woman I feel my uniform - not costume thank you very much - is a representation of woman reclaiming power from the overbearing male. This is about a nation that has held the hand of man for too long. It is time for women to reclaim the control of the dark side of the force! It is time for the women to be seen as the…
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Well, I see your point there…
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I guess I understand how things could be seen that way…
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Oh who am I kidding, my husband drags me to this shit every year.
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ReplyDeleteAnd so, like, then I said well YOU didn't say anything about, like, the Antille System? And, like, he said, "well you should know better," like YEAH?! WHATever! I mean who's gonna mess with me in THAT thing?! I would DIE if Brad ever saw me in that TIE fighter so and then he's all like, "you're the daughter of a Sith Lord," like bfd. I mean, I HAVE to go to the imperial dance and I, like, can't beLIEVE he grounded me! WHATever! I'm going anyway. He, like, wouldn't notice if I was kidnapped by, like, rebels or whatever. I sooo can't wait until I'm sixteen and I can, like, move out of the Death Star, totally.
(said very sing-songy) I think the force is FAB-ulous!
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