While judging of the previous contest is completed we are moving on to the next picture. The rules for this one are simple: Your caption must be a quote from a movie. (Include the name of the movie.)No adaptions of quotes will be accepted. Also no gay jokes. They seem to keep popping up and they're just too easy.
I know what you're thinking, "Great! Movie quotes! How will the rest of us compete?!" Well, the only people who have left comments in the past have all been well studied in the art of movie speak.
About the picture - it's real. No photoshop involved. Just all woman. "What do you want me to do? Draw you a picture? Spell it out? Don't ever ask me! Long as you live, don't ever ask me more."
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
ReplyDeleteGlengarry Glen Ross
This is no fantasy.
ReplyDelete-Superman (1978)
Wouldn't it be great if insecurity and desperation made us more attractive? If needy were a turn-on?
-Broadcast News
Well she was good, y'know what I mean. Woo!
- Danny Zuko, Grease
Well, my next one will be better.
-Ed Wood
Have you ever had a dream, Neo, that you were so sure was real? What if you were unable to wake from that dream, Neo? How would you know the difference between the dream world and the real world?
-The Matrix
Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Matrix is. You have to see it for yourself.
-The Matrix
With great power comes great responsibility.
-Spiderman
Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
ReplyDelete- Jurassic Park
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
- Airplane
Rosebud.
-Citizen Kane
She could use some mascara and some serious highlights, but she's not completely unfortunate looking.
ReplyDelete-Legally Blonde
If you ever want me to be with another woman for you, I'd do it. It's not something I'm interested in. Once, yeah, it seemed normal, but it was just a phase, a college thing, like torn Levi's or law school for you.
ReplyDelete-Jerry Maguire
You had me at hello.
ReplyDelete-Jerry Maguire
God was showing off when he made you.
ReplyDelete-Keeping the Faith
First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.
ReplyDeleteAlright you primitive screwheads, listen up. See this? This is my boomstick!
-Army of Darkness
Wanna get drunk and fool around?
ReplyDelete-Jaws
Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
ReplyDelete-Scream
-Scream 2
-Scream 3
-Halloween
-Halloween 2
-Halloween 3
-Halloween 4
-Friday the 13th
-Friday the 13th 2
-Friday the 13th 3
-Friday the 13th 4
-Friday the 13th 5
-Friday the 13th 6
-Friday the 13th 7
Andie, hon. Listen, it's after 7:00. Don't waste good lip gloss.
ReplyDelete-Pretty in Pink
Hey, ladies, wanna see my spirit stick?
ReplyDelete-Bring it On
I'm here to kick your ass, and you know it, and everybody here knows it, and above all, you deserve it.
ReplyDelete-Some Kind of Wonderful
This is 1987. Did you know a girl can be whatever she wants to be?
ReplyDelete-Some Kind of Wonderful
I first saw her at Palantine Campaign headquarters at 63rd and Broadway. She was wearing a white dress. She appeared like an angel. Out of this filthy mess, she is alone. They... cannot... touch... her.
ReplyDeleteTaxi Driver, 1976
Don't call me meat.
ReplyDelete-Bull Durham
Game over, Man! Game over!
ReplyDeleteAliens, 1986
38 movie quote submissions so far! Woo-hoo!
ReplyDeleteWhat you saw was a buck wearin' Lucy's dress.
ReplyDelete- The Searchers