Look What Tried to Steal My Watch

That's not a magnifying glass; it's a mixing bowl. And the bastard was trying to move it.

So I'm sitting watching television last night when the above mother spider with babies on board goes running across the den floor. The best I can figure, the dog door that I built also happens to be a door for giant spiders.

Incidentally, the next time you're in your back yard with an LED flashlight, shine the light across the grass or pine straw. It's going to look like there's a lot of dew on the grass because of all of the sparkles. Except, if you look at them long enough, and hold the flashlight still enough, you'll realize that the "dew" is blinking. That's right, it's spider eyes. 

Don't believe me? Ask the boys. Most of them are no bigger than a dime, but they're everywhere.