Misheard Lyrics #1

As if this blog isn't evidence enough, I can think some really stupid stuff. So I figured I would start to post some of the lyrics to songs that I've misheard over my listening career.

Queen's "We Will Rock You"

Real lyric: You got mud on your face

                  You big disgrace

                  Somebody better put you back into your place

What I heard: You got mud on your face

                      You big disgrace

                      Somebody better push a bag into your face

I know, it doesn't make any sense. At all. But apparently I'm not alone. On the website Kiss This Guy they let folks post their own misheard lyrics. Turns out there's at least one other person who heard that line the way I did. Doesn't make me any less stupid, but at least I have company.