Photo Caption Contest: Closed

The second photo caption contest has now come to an end. This time we managed to gather twelve submissions from four contributors up from ten submissions from three. Well done.

FIRST PRIZE: "Luke, I'm your mother." by chosen©er.
Awarded once again for its simplicity and subtlety.

SECOND PRIZE: "Dark Lord of Sanrio..." by Jeremy Frye.
Awarded for his use of authentic Sanrio character names as well as the name of the Emperor of Japan.

THIRD PRIZE: "My husband drags me to this sh*t every year." by Helen The Greek.
Awarded for her honest portrayal of the plight of women in America and her unabashed use of profanity.

Well done. You will all recieve the prize below.


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